I don’t know how many times I’ve tried to restart keeping this blog up. But I might as well try again. A has been taking longer naps at a time, and I often find myself wondering what to do with myself with this new found freedom. (Shhhh… don’t tell Guybrush.) Plus the school year’s over and the students won’t be coming around for three hours at a time anymore.
I am currently in the throe of woe. To clarify–yes, that is a singular throe. I figured that if you can be in the throes of something, you can also be in the throe of something. Anyways. The reason I am in the throe of woe is because alas! I have missed Monday’s post. And I didn’t have anything for today. But now I do!
I’m going to let ya’ll in on a little secret of mine. Depending on who you are, you may or may not have heard me griping about this particular ailment that I have. But now that I think about it… I do have a tremendous number of ailments. This one, in particular is fascinating, as I’m pretty sure I’ve found the cure for cancer. And it’s an ailment at the same time. Strange, isn’t it?
In case you were not aware, today marks the first day of June. Why is that a big deal? At this point I could make up all sorts of interesting explanations as to why June is important to your personal life, your health, your sanity, etc. But today, I would like to be downright boring and say that actually, I really have nothing interesting to say about the month of June–as of yet. In fact, June is not a big deal at all.
So why am I writing this post?
Hi all, we have a guest post today!! W00t! So exciting. So I’d like to introduce you to a good friend of mine. We help each other think up stuff to write. We have lots of fun together. To view her version of insanity, you may go here: http://moosages.wordpress.com/.
Today’s oh-so-important post puts together two very critical issues of our day that every single person (you and I included) faces: button mashing and dying. That’s right. You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream and button mashing and dying. (I apologize if you didn’t get that particular thought jump.) Read on to figure out what in the world is going on!
(Disclaimer: I’m really not a photographer. I already told you that. And I don’t even apologize for the blurry pictures. I’m tired. And I really don’t care at this point. I’m just happy I managed to finish all that stuff and post this tonight before I lose the inspiration.)
Can it be true? Is it another crafty post? Yes! It’s true! Your lifelong wish has been granted and now you can die in peace! Congratulations!